Atheism, Normism & Declaration of Heaven on Earth170

[Julia Anderson]

What is Normism?
Please visit http://www.normism.org for details!

Norm is the true and original personality of "God".
Why are there so many different religions?
Good topic for General as well as local talking and discussion.
Physics of "God" discussed.
The true definition of schizophrenia.

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[PhantomSteve]

Post by Julia Anderson
What is Normism?
Please visit....

These are the only Normisms I'm interested in...

http://www.joshmadison.com/humor/lists/normisms.asp

"Can I draw you a beer, Norm?"
"No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one."

"How about a beer, Norm?"
"Hey I'm high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life."

"How's a beer sound, Norm?"
"I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in."

"Beer, Normie?"
"Uh, Coach, I dunno, I had one this week. Eh, why not, I'm still young."

"Normie, Normie, could this be Vera?"
"With a lot of expensive surgery, maybe."

"What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?"
"Going down?"

"What's up, Norm?"
"Everything that's supposed to be."

"What's new, Normie?"
"Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach. They're demanding
beer."

"What'll it be, Normie?"
"Just the usual Coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel."

"What would you say to a beer, Normie?"
"Daddy wuvs you."

"What'd you like, Normie?"
"A reason to live. Gimme another beer."

...etc etc